This is all i need to feel alive

You’re a great boyfriend. And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.

painlock:

I’M SO SORRY

onebuttscratcher:

I’m not confident in social situations; just going up to someone in a bar and saying ‘Hi’ is going to be even more difficult because they won’t know the real me. They will just know me as a fictional person I play on the screen.— Benedict Cumberbatch

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onebuttscratcher:

I’m not confident in social situations; just going up to someone in a bar and saying ‘Hi’ is going to be even more difficult because they won’t know the real me. They will just know me as a fictional person I play on the screen.
 Benedict Cumberbatch
#kitty #cat #tabby

#kitty #cat #tabby

Cosmo Sex Tip #1925

midnight-toker-forever-floater:

Call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

image

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

#paws #sunday

#paws #sunday

#kitty #sleepy #cat #tabby #sunday

#kitty #sleepy #cat #tabby #sunday